Total Medals Earned: 1,158 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,345 Points
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/485 points)
Complete Air Defence
Complete Airborne tactics
Complete Basic Tactics
Complete Defence Tactics
Complete First Encounter
Complete Fast Decision
Complete Retreat
Complete Sharp Assault
Complete Air Domination
Complete Breath of Air
Complete Crossfire
Complete Desert Rush
Complete Desert Town
Complete Duel
Complete Hard Road
Complete Infiltration
Complete Oasis
Complete Bloody Canyon
Complete the Only Chance
Complete Break Point
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 1/25 (10/480 points)
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 9/30 (65/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (200/300 points)
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Played 10 times in one session
Medals Earned: 7/9 (300/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (195/495 points)
Rescue 100 allies
Kill 500 enemies
Achieve 1st Lieutenant rank
Complete 10 missions
Collect 5000 gold
Ride 500 meters on the car in one game
Finish Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Buy all the game upgrades
Run 2000 meters in one game